Bullrun Rally Nets Six Speeding Tickets in Nebraska

You know it's a slow news day state when your largest news outlet's reporting on speeding tickets. [WOWT]

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It's Nebraska. Nothing happens in Nebraska. There are six people who live in the entire state and their police officers giving out tickets.

Nebraska is flatter then Keira Knightly. It's flatter then a kardasian IQ test.

What I'm trying to say is that people in Iowa look at Nebraskans and thank god they arent them