Going to your favorite fast food joint in a drunken stupor at 4 a.m. only to find that it's closed is a sublimely frustrating experience. But trying to convince that poor bastard you can see through the drive thru window to let you in hardly ever works.

So many of us have tried this tactic, but that miserable, mopping employee inside wishes she was the drunk guy outside the window instead of the one scrubbing grease spatter from around the frier. So there's no sympathy from her.

But then there's Donald Delong. He's 21, lives in Florida, and if reports are to be believed, thinks he's a muthafuckin' drive thru thug. The bitch inside McDonalds told him no at 4:30 a.m., so he pulled his gat and said, no what, sucka. She was not moved by Delong's hardness.

Apparently, he must have tried the same thing at the Pizza Hut next door with similar result, because that's where the cops found him. If they were any good as cops, they probably said, "You'll shoot your eye out, kid!"


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