Bond Not Manually Dextrous: Craig Can't Drive a Stick

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You know, we always figured that James Bond would probably be good at manual stimulation of the ladies; a quick diddle coming out of the tunnel in Monaco and even the most stolid of sexy Russian agents would be a gasping mass of orgasmic silly putty in his hands. And of course, we never questioned his ability to manipulate the shifter of an Aston. But according to The New York Daily News, new Bond actor Daniel Craig can't drive a stick. Wait, so the DBS doesn't come with a flappy-paddle gearbox? Or is Craig just that useless behind the wheel? Somebody call Bob Bondurant, stat. [Thanks to Rishi for the tip]

Craig's 007 can't get in gear [New York Daily News]

Good Morning, Moneypenny, You re Looking as Lovely as Ever: Bond s Aston DBS [Internal]


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