A couple years back BMW made an E92 M3 into a pickup truck as part of an April Fool's prank. That truck was excellent, but I kind of prefer its older brother, the E46 M3 truck, that's drifting its brains out in this video.
Our old pal Marchettino caught some hardcore Bavarian M-truck drift action at a recent track event. I'd say the old M3 looks pretty good dressed up in ute garb. It clearly has no trouble getting sideways, either.
Convert all the things into trucks!