• Being environmentally conscious is going to cost you. Especially when your offspring guilt trips you later on for destroying their planet. [The Vail Trail]
• We're guessing running into your students in a parking lot is almost as fun as running over your students in a parking lot. [AprilMay]
• Shit, that Good Samaritan dude is such a nice guy. [...time to wake up again]
• Gawker's Unethicist and Big Boi like to hang out and get shot in the backseats of Mustangs. Because Gabe's a badass like that. [corporate-casual]
• Today's dose of unsolicited parenting advice: the sooner parents learn the wonders of Dramamine, the better. [Thingamababy]
• And now if you'll excuse us, there's a car outside our office in desperate need of some decoration. Where'd we put all those used Kleenex? [Rock It Don't Stop It]
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