• It's time for IdiotsAskMetaFilter! This week: the noisy Camry car alarm. Can it be silenced? [Metafilter]
• Doubt it. [Poisoned Pen Letters]
• We'd love to see what a car submerged for 30 years in say, Coca-Cola concentrate would look like. [Hemmings Auto Blogs]
• Ah, nothin' like a little dose of Car Clutter Schadenfreude. [Jennie's Rambles]
• Somebody teach this dude Photoshop, stat. Then we all can enjoy his joke without having to use our imaginations. [Gregg Eldred]
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