• We'll take "Selling Your Car To A Random Stranger" for 200, Alex. (See also: This can't end well.) [Steven Rubio's Online Life]
• Somebody was a little gauge-happy back in the day. [Modern Mechanix]
• The best part of having your car totalled is getting a brand-spankin' new one, of course. [Stephen Fung DOT NET]
• Which car would you have preferred to lose your virginity in? (probably NSFW, depending on your workplace.) [Fleshbot]
• Video Bonus #1: MTV enlists the help of Arnold Schwarzenegger to green up "Pimp My Ride". For a day, at least. [Environmental Geography]
• Video Bonus #2: A car aquarium protected only by a sign that petulant children cannot read. [Spluch]
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