Best Sumo Wrestler/Monster Truck T-Shirt Ever

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Because one of them is going to win, and it sure as hell ain't gonna be the fat guy in the diaper.

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DISCUSSION

"it sure as hell ain't gonna be the fat guy in the diaper."

First: Thong, not diaper.

Second: Take a good look at the angle of that truck. Not only is it on one back wheel, but it looks about one half-second away from rolling onto its roof. By contrast, the sumo wrestler is upright and has a firm footing.

There is also no driver in the cab, which means that no gas or brakes or any control whatsoever is being applied to the truck. The wheels don't appear to be spinning. We're not even sure the engine is on; the headlamps may have simply been left on.

Any way I look at it, this is an easy victory for the sumo wrestler. The t-shirt captures the moments before the truck's embarrassing defeat. #tshirts