Bentley's taking 1,000 heritage parts on a roadshow across the Colonies to remind owners they've got a warehouse full of replacement parts for their vintage cars as round and extravagant as Kelly Brook's bottom.

[gallery 5640220]Whether you need a left Blinker for a Turbo R or the entire V8 for a classic Brooklands, Bentley's got you covered. To show this off they've done a Johnny Cash-style deconstructed/preconstructed classic straight out of the Crewe archives. Wonder if it comes with deconstructed Bombay Sapphire?