Because we're reputedly a fag, we don't really follow boxing. Generally, we find it to be a case of those with less brains than hair pummeling the crap out of each other, and we'd rather spend our Pay Per View money on hot chix in mad cornhole action. But this story just takes the goddamn cake (while it conveniently proves our point). For a fun perspective on beat-down violence, check out former suspected terrorist Brian Teasley's take here. Now, on with the show. Apparently, boxer Prince Naseem Hamed cracked up his McMerc at 209 MPH while trying to pass a long line of cars. Thankfully, nobody was killed (although we kinda wish Hamed was). Nice to see, however, that the red and black engine cover held together, even as the car was shredded to bits. [Thanks to Stephen for the tip.]
-Davey G. Johnson
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