I should have been listening to Steven Colbert this entire time, but noooo. And now I witness a sub-compact ZAZ being subjected to the wrath of...bears! I know what's the source of the bears' rage, too—it's the environment. If we don't shape up and start driving the hell out of hybrids and other alternative energy vehicles, the bears will do this to all of our pre-hybrid rides. Yes, all holdouts will become victims of the number one threat of Colbert Report Threat-Down. We have been warned.[Presurfer]
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