No, there is no sarcasm there. This is just a video of a kid turning a wrench on an engine. But every five-year-old in America – nay, the WORLD – should know how to tear down the engine out of a 4.0-liter Jeep. Keep turning that wrench, little Charlie, for you are the future of Planet Earth.

And, now, in the interest of journalistic fairness and balance, we must present a counterpoint. So here’s a dog riding a three-wheeler:

Look at that dog. He is so silly. He thinks he’s people.

Hope you had a good Tuesday, everyone. We’ve got three more days until the weekend.

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