This the worst ranking I've ever read. Read more

One time, Tommy cut open his scrotum when shaving it. And then he told everyone. Read more

At Nick Denton's wedding, one of the few images I remember vividly is Craggs grinding with his girlfriend up against a mirrored wall, completely shithoused, looking at himself in the mirror (tuxedo-clad, flawless, primal, sweaty) before looking down at her. Up and down, up and down, gyrating, shallow thrusts. Read more

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Greg Howard wiping out in a race. Read more

How the heck can they expect a man to celebrate a ping-pong championship without a little racket?! Read more

lol at drew pretending to listen to r&b or have a soul Read more

"Imagine Miami Vice, only..... Gaithersburg, MD? And dumb in every way." Read more

I wasn't going to post this, but Greg apparently creepshotted me and in general has organized his thoughts and arguments exactly like a middle school bully. So, the author, in his everyday wardrobe:

You're not cool Greg. Please correct this portion of your story. Read more

Losing races to coworkers outside of your office is very, very cool. Read more

You'd kinda need to see a Jesus Diaz pay stub to answer this. Read more

Former Gawker editor-in-chief John Cook loves Bruce Springsteen but hates sports. Read more

Jen, I recently learned that you invited my employee Sam Biddle to a wedding only to disinvite him later. Sam has been reticent to tell me the circumstances, so I'm hoping you could elaborate, and possibly lay some sick burns on Sam in the process. TIA. Read more

David that story is very close to mine, I had the chance to work for Tony at his school in the 1990s, I also had all my walls covered in Gwynn memorabilia and wore 19 as many of us did. I posted this originally over at the UTSD Forums in the tribute there, but thought many of you would love this story as well. Its… Read more

Can't believe this sexy bear pose didn't work.