Idiot Read more

How do you catch a softball? (Asking this question on behalf of a dumbass) Read more

Andy has been banned for life from Food on Franklin Read more

The Gawker.com team’s picks are here. Read more

The Gawker.com team’s picks are here.

I think it’s okay to do this sometimes. Read more

This is basically how our softball game ended yesterday, except with Keenan instead of Prince Fielder. Read more

I think Subway is okay-to-good, depending on the sandwich. Read more

I agree. Read more

tldr but I think Dove soap is fine. Most soap is basically okay. Read more

“Remember when” is a great idea—wish we’d thought of it first. Read more

Fuck Jim Leyritz.

Wrong. April is by far the worst character. Read more

This the worst ranking I've ever read. Read more

What the hell. Read more

This is the worst conversation I've ever read. But Marchman and Scocca are correct. Read more

Yeah, what the fuck. Read more

Rematch in two months? Read more

Those are some pretty good bears. Read more

As predicted by Clam the Psychic Clam yesterday. Read more

This outfit is not so bad. The name is terrible, though. Read more