I don’t track the things I hate. The list would be too long and time-consuming. WAY too long.
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I don’t consider rotors to be the same category. I would also be happy to drive a Turbine Car (which I have done) even though it has only one combustion chamber. I am merely talking about pistons here - the round ones that go in the cylinder-holes.
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Therein lies the problem. A hatch is not a door. Calling it one doesn’t make it so.
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Oh, one more thing: All doors must be in even numbers. 3-doors and 5-doors are Of the Devil.
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We need to plunge it into a volcano. If it survives that, then we are bound to be ruled by it.
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Kill it with fire! Read more

Well, 3 is not an appropriate number of wheels on pavement. But that’s another discussion altogether. Read more

I wouldn’t like those either. Read more

I don’t know. I think there’s something unnatural about an odd number of cylinders under a hood. Read more

I stand by my statement. Read more

Cylinders should always outnumber the wheels.
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The only thing they retained was the 3-cylinder configuration? That’s like saying “We may have started with the Hindenburg but we left all the elements behind other than the fire.”
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I assume that the bank receiving the money can confirm that it is real. But I’d still only trust MY bank and I would double check.
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Charlie - I mean, Mr. Sheen?
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Oh, you’re right. I was thinking more of a lonely hearts section.
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Sounds like a great idea. It would work for buyers too. “Lonely SWM looking for gently-driven SUV for fun, perhaps long-term relationship.”
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Anywhere used junk is sold.
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Depends. They can draft the warranty any way they want. Your father was not a party to the original sale. If the warranty specifically said that it was only good for the original purchase OR a subsequent purchaser who was a member, that would be legal.
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Spelling is hard!
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Buckets of tile adhesive? I’ll buy them sight unseen! Where do I send the Cashier’s Check?
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