steamcorners
Chris Tonn
steamcorners
Minivan enthusiast. Writer. Youth sports chauffeur. christonn.com

They didn’t have to donate a dime. Yet, they donated 10M Euros. You found a way to bitch about it. STFU, you worthless twat waffle. Read more

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Our cars have the only suspension that can drive down the steps into a basement. Read more

They should have told the Kent State administration to fuck off and kept playing. I mean, what are they gonna do about it, call in the National Guard? Read more

What advantages does this car have over, say a train, which I could also afford? Read more

“Don’t use this vehicle for its intended use - as a work vehicle.”
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I haven’t seen a Leaf one specifically, but I have seen Calvin pissing on the word Hybrid on the back window of a coal rolling Dodge 3500.  Read more

When I started dating my now ex-wife, about four or five dates in, I once referred to her 1997 Saturn SC with faded paint, cracked panels and dry-rotted interior as a “Shitty Road Toilet”. She took offense, but I quickly apologized and moved on. Read more

No, what I did was write a post publicly admitting my poor time management skills.  Read more

I know the feeling, or, at least, I know I will have to. My first car was a 2003 Dodge Intrepid I named Christine. She had been a member of our family for years, and when I started driving, she became mine. We went everywhere together, Christine and I. Movies, dates, friends’ weddings, college, you name it, we did it. Read more

I hope in 2020 we would see MGFs arrive on American shores.

Seriously. M.B. should have said “Sure you can do it, but you need to do it in a stock 1950s International Pickup.” Those things had like 4.88+ final drive and no OD. You can barely do the speed limit let alone speed. Read more

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