(Actually, this would be amazing. Trump steps into the Rose Garden for a press conference, and Beverley is immediately in his face, bumping him, swatting his stupidly long tie from behind, defending the mic...) Read more

He isn’t even the most overrated player on the Raptors. Read more

My favorite line about EuroLeague basketball is “Greek fans are crazy. They’ll throw their keys at you without the slightest regard to how they’re getting home that night.” Read more

Awful lot of talking going on after what was literally the least special championship run in history. Read more

The Deadspin staff is a bunch of Channing Fryes convincing the other Channing Fryes that they’re not the Channing Frye. Read more

Hes lucky he got to go home cuz of the vampires in romania. People forget thats where dracula lives Read more

This is the latest point in the season that any team has ever started to try to tank for the number one pick in the draft. Yet somehow it worked!
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This entire series has been the Darth Vader scene at the end of Rogue One. Read more

You heard the man, people: do not, under any circumstances, like, share, retweet or discuss any Deadspin articles, no matter how much you may have enjoyed them, lest they gain goodwill without proper payment. And need I remind you that they are owned by a multibillion-dollar company?! I can’t quite articulate why that… Read more

I’m a die hard Celtics fan for 35 years, and I actually want to get a poster of that Wall shot going through the hoop with this Simmons tweet overlaid on it.

The Knicks with a 1st Round Draft pick is like a mule with a spinning wheel. Read more

POINT OF CLARIFICATION THESE ARE THE HUARACHES, I DO NOT PLAY IN TRAINERS OR WHATEVER. Read more

Causes the baby to be born with crazy athletic skills. It’s science. Look it up Read more

Oh god. I can’t believe I’m going to have to explain to my grandkids one day that there was a time in my life when the world believed Tiger was going to not break, but smash Nicklaus’ major records and that Sergio Garcia would never win a major title. Read more

Just as well. Guy thrives in isolation. Read more

If you’re too lazy to read this blog, here, I made it in meme form. Read more

The contest took place at the MGM Hotel and Casino, and the league’s gambling policy prohibits players from appearing at promotional events at casinos.
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If no one on SC had the presence of mind to tell Grayson Allen “Have a nice trip! See you next fall!” then this win should be vacated. Read more

Northwestern, the official school of people waitlisted by the Ivy League Read more