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True, but goddamn if I kept getting asked the same fucking question over and over for months by unoriginal, idiot sports reporters I’d be doing the same shit Westbrook is.
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Reporter: “Russ, what’s fashion week been like?” Read more

you know, on one hand, i’m thinking, “dude... he’s just a kid having a great time, give him a break.” On the other hand, he’s just a kid having a great time with $1,000 court side tickets wearing a brand new Durant jersey and his dad is drinking red wine at a basketball game. fuck me. Read more

I thought it was an intentional reminder of how awful their fan base has become. Read more

Counterpoint: the Uncle Drew ads are fine. Read more

Its nice to know Jerry Ferrara still has a ticket hook up.

“You think that’s bad—you should see my videos of the things they say at practice” Read more

The bacon is the only dependable thing at a free hotel breakfast bar.
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RE: Highest moral standards for Elite Security Read more

(Read in Gruden voice) Look at the motor on this guy. He gets up in there and starts banging around and BOOM he just unloads. I love the get off on this guy. Read more

“What’s the problem? I was told to stand here, and wear this hat and jack..... oh shit.” Read more

Linus: I never thought he was a bad little center. He’s not bad at all, really. He just needed some attention (Peanuts gang surround and decorate him, step back) Read more

Actually it doesn’t sound like that bad of an idea to me. And after people go to a game, they can stop at Ice Town on the way home. Read more

Dikembe continued “From now on I will no longer be using e-mail, to prevent this from happening again. Who wants to text Mutombo?” Read more

ADDENDUM: I wrote this without realizing that you CANNOT get your sub toasted at Jimmy Johns. Read more

I mean, I guess I understand the argument for not spending any time deciding what you’re going to wear if you want to stretch it...but do you need 25 fucking identical blazers to accomplish the task? It’s not like they’re power forwards who can’t play out of position. Read more

For society’s sake, I hope it’s a Red Delicious. Fuck those things. Read more