Pictured: Steve Smith

It’s grey, and I will not like and share, sorry. Read more

Thought the lions were gonna start fucking.
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I like your joke, but also want to take this moment to question who the FUCK buys a Foreigner CD? Turn on your local corporate approved classic rock radio station and you’ll hear them within 4 songs. Read more

The Life and Times of the Yale Man

2016: Public Indecency (Probation)
2020: Cocaine Possession (Probation)
2022: Cocaine Possession (Rehab and time serve)
2030: Assault (Stripper drops charges)
2040: Securities Fraud (Civil Settlement)
2048: Money Laundering (Civill Settlement)
2052: Secretary of Treasury
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Yeah, I’m a little disappointed that Bill Snyder isn’t secretly a huge Bad Brains fan. Read more

Looked for a punk band, because that’s not something I’d expect. Read more

A couple coaches are big fans of “Declined to Answer”. I thought their first album, “Not Applicable” was just okay. “No Comment” suffered from the sophomore slump, but they really came into their own with: “Get That Fucking Camera Out Of My Face, Cocksucker”. Read more

On the plus side, we now know what it would look like if TGI Friday’s ever decided to put together a marching band. Read more

dont forget that they dont wear uniforms like those other lame marching bands!!11!! imagine the zany parties these guys and gals must throw!! Read more

Yes you are, to Barry’s ever-lasting shame. Read more

One time he bought four or five boxes of the Quaker brand instant oatmeal instead of Kroger’s store brand. He still openly regrets splurging on something so unnecessary.
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Of course he got the big heavy massage chairs from Brookstone- I think they’re the D Series Massage Collection. If he was smarter, he’d have gotten the smaller, lighter, but superior E-Series. I think we all know, though, that Flacco would never buy the E lite. Read more

Gifs for Drew Magary readers, that’s the whole point. Read more

Don’t forget the fact that some people had already unofficially donned him the “Slim Reaper” when he tried to play up the “Servant” nickname. Read more

Behold, the two softest rich people that currently exist.
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I dated a woman whose nephew was named Conr. That’s not a typo. Conr. Needless to say, I couldn’t stand her sistr Read more

Spanish McGregor Read more

“Five games” Read more

There are two types of people in this world, people who let their phone batter get down to 3%, and good people. Read more