Shit, I miss the good old days when I jerked off to a Hustler I kept hidden in the bottom of my sock drawer. Only person I had to worry about finding out was my mom. Read more

Look at John D. Rockefeller over here bragging about his bottles. Read more

Wine comes in a bottle? Read more

Well, we know that his takes will be wide-left. Read more

I look forward to reading his upcoming Deadspin articles. Read more

Ryan Tannehill will play 15 years in the league and at the end of it we will still have no idea if he sucks or not. Read more

Remember when the 49ers didn’t hire Adam Gase because he didn’t want to keep around Jim Tomsula and then hired Jim Tomsula instead? Read more

“This is what I was talking about.” Read more

This will be super helpful for him if he ever ends up on the A’s.
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I still can’t believe this is the guy whose prickliness alienated McNair and Vince Young but is serene as the fucking Buddha when it comes to his current crop of milquetoast non-entities. Read more

Did someone check to see if she WASN’T a time traveller? Read more

BAC TO THE FUTURE Read more

Sometimes little things in life bring unexplained albeit proportionally tiny bits of joy. Like knowing (a college acquaintance works for the Sixers front office) just how much Bryan Colangelo hates it when Joel Embied proudly refers to himself, and further is now introduced in-stadium(!)  as ‘The Process.’ Read more

That’s the 2nd best chasedown I’ve seen from Embiid.

Obama: “If we are going to get through the next four years, we need to spread the Love.” Read more

That dude has always kept it 100.. He’s expressed the emotion I can’t quite seem to articulate when ppl ask me “what’s wrong?” Read more

Dear Stan,

#ImWithStan Read more

This post is the tits. Read more

"Yeah, GIFs! Yeah, GIFs!" Read more