Huh. And here I always thought USC was in the shitty part of town. Read more

How nice of you to stop by, Donovan McNabb Read more

"how long will it last?" Read more

Even Maddux would agree with Duffy Dyer that he didn't pitch good. But he would push up his glasses like the god damn nerd he is and say that he pitched well. Read more

"take shit car and do something with it, congrads" -Blake Griffin's mom after he dunked over a Kia Read more

[Here is a helpful reminder that cars, among other things in this universe, are cool.] Read more

This is technically the third prank. The second was convincing him that playing for the Padres is "getting called up to the big leagues." Read more

This is nothing. Maximum Dadness is achieved at the Antonio Cromartie household every other weekend and the occasional holiday. Read more

Of course he's a better hitter, nobody denies that. But they're both legends in their own right is my point. Comparing them is pointless. Read more

"younger audience" Read more

I still have a chip on my shoulder that Gwynn wasn't unanimously elected to the HoF. I never met Ripken myself, so I can't speak about him personally, but I have met Tony Gwynn on several occasions and I know there is absolutely no way he ever rubbed anybody the wrong way. Any time you see a legendary player not… Read more

Better hitter for sure, but they're two guys cut from the same cloth. No need to really say one is better than the other. Read more

I saw this earlier they just filmed like 50 of these and deleted the ones that didn't come true Read more

A Cavs beat guy wrote us after that all went down, said he was glad that the rest of the world now knew about Dan Gilbert's love of the font. So, yes, he writes everything in Comic Sans. Read more

REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP

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Kobe famously uses slights like this as fuel. And if that doesn't work, he can use the incredible amount of fat he has stored up. Read more

Q. "Mr. Tendulkar, what is your reaction to the #WhoisMariaSharapova Twitter hashtag?" Read more

This is going to ruin FIFA's reputation. Read more