Shitty week, right? Fuck this week. I just spent 10 minutes laughing at this collection of informercial fail GIFs, and I invite you to do the same. [Imgur] Read more
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"Everything is coming up Milhouse!"
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He doesn't just talk about the environment, he actually did something about it. He's so smart it's almost…