pgeorge
Patrick George
pgeorge
Editor-in-Chief @ Jalopnik, 2015-2019.

Thanks for introducing the world to DGJ all those years ago, Mike. We’d have been far worse off without him. Read more

I theorize (hope?) the “Tuner Era 2.0" would emerge sooner than we think, because of all the new generation sports and sporty vehicles currently on sale. Especially the warm and hot hatches that are still being developed and selling, in spite of the “SUVocalypse”. Wait until the recent generations’ GTIs, and STs, and Read more

Or, as per the actual article, there needs to be more alternatives, especially in places like cities where driving is inefficient and annoying. Read more

eScooters: because real estate developers, hipster gentrifiers, and asshole cops weren’t enough. Read more

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I hate BMW’s naming scheme—for all their cars. The cars sound like computers. “Now with optional S-Drive!!” Read more

for the record, I doubt I could talk my actual girlfriend into sleeping in a tent in suburban Detroit Read more

That being said, I am not in a relationship with Colin, Nicole, or David. Read more

Lol there are no frills like windows at Jalopnik HQ Read more

How much of a narcissist do you have to be to not only comment about an entirely different motorsport during this event, but to make this off-topic comment for the sole purpose of self-glorification?
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“Side note: Yes, people are constantly messing with the brakes of these scooters. I regularly find cut cables, and on a few occasions, have started riding only to find out while in motion that the cables have been cut or removed entirely.”

I’m no fan of these scooter services nor many of the operators who are Read more

Damn it... I already ruined myself...

Subtle dig by the Lexus folks over to their friends at Toyota. Read more

It can feel lonely to think you’re the only queer person when no one has felt comfortable to open up. Read more

I saw my first Ranger in the wild last week! When I pointed it out to my gf, her first reaction was “oh that’s tiny...how much cheaper is it than a real truck?”. Read more

*rewrites subject line to no longer say AN URGENT MISSIVE FROM PISSED OFF LADIES* Read more