The Honda Civic Type R looks less like a car and more like something the Principality of Zeon invented to take down Amuro once and for all. Read more

For the price of a used Miata, you can get something more distinctive and uncommon. It’s not about pretending it’s a real Speedster (though some of these replicas can do a pretty good job fooling even the armchair ‘experts’). It’s simply about the fun of driving. Chocolate, vanilla, there’s no right or wrong. Lots of p… Read more

“FancyKristen, we BFF. You spent summer at Presidental Palace on Black Sea. We ride tank together to retake Crimea. We laugh when we sold American Burbon to Kim Jong Un despite embargo.” Read more

Car enthusiasts are a deeply miserable lot, almost endemically unhappy about everything even when their preferred rides are safer, faster, better and more efficient than they’ve ever been. The Mazda Miata doesn’t have enough power.
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I was about to write something similar, but less eloquently. Read more

“Car enthusiasts are a deeply miserable lot, almost endemically unhappy about everything...” Read more

You forgot to mention the GTI is too fat and safe, the Corvette is too expensive and going mid-engined will cause Zora to roll over in his grave, the Boxster/Cayman’s turbo-4 sounds terrible... God, it’s like you aren’t even listening to us complain, Patrick. This article really missed the mark. Read more

My point is that they shouldn’t be mad at that car, it is literally a jalop wet dream. Read more

Already done:

Autonomous Cars —> Autonomous Buses —> Autonomous Road Trains Read more

It’s keeping up with the Joneses but the Joneses hired private detectives to find out everything about you and they’re targeting their purchases to exactly match the things that YOU want the most, then constantly showing them off to you. Read more

Thankfully I only buy things I see on David’s posts. My neighbors hate me and I have to walk everywhere, but the bank account is in pretty decent shape comparatively. Read more

I only buy things I see on Jalopnik. I’m in so much debt.  Read more

I mean, we had an Oppo/Jalopnik reader meet in Vancouver this last weekend with people driving from LA or Saskatchewan to come. Read more

Boomers: “You kids don’t work these days!” Read more

Let the boy drive the car, you cowards.
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Please tell me there was nothing but gratuitous amounts of F&F quotes and/or super-eurobeat on full blast between the press pool at all times. Read more

Then the F355 owner replies, more than you can afford pal, engine out service.
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This is the best review I’ve seen yet on the new Supra, thank you! Read more