pgeorge
Patrick George
pgeorge
Editor-in-Chief @ Jalopnik, 2015-2019.

Nah. Petrolicious is cool with me. I poke fun at the abundance of Air-Cooled 911 Dudes From Los Angeles, but they’re good folks and do good stuff.  Read more

I’ve seen a few of these in person and I really like it. Maybe the best-looking Land Rover right now.  Read more

Shit, I’m sorry to hear that. Hope you escaped the fires mostly unscathed otherwise.  Read more

I started screaming when I figured out the back pillar design similarity. Now this thing’s growing on me...

It’s weirdly grown on me. And all the crossovers on this platform are very good, too.  Read more

I was 15 and my dad kept screaming at me to “thread the needle.” I still have no idea what he was talking about.  Read more

Oh yeah. In Jalop Slack somebody even mentioned this is the kinda person who’s yelled at their server more than once  Read more

Carlos just won’t be able to go on business trips to Japan for, uh... ever Read more

As a civilian you do not salute, but it is common courtesy to climb into the nearest Chevrolet SS, do a burnout and scream “I PLEDGE MY LIFE TO YOU SIR” Read more

Maybe I feel this way because I’m not from there, but I was never super offended over Cadillac’s move away from Michigan. We all know what a detriment the insular GM culture has been over the decades and Cadillac hasn’t been super competitive. While it was ham-fisted at times, the idea to move somewhere like New York Read more

Yeah, sadly they went back to the New Jersey vault after the first media day.  Read more

He just never talks about his fleet of Lambos and McLarens he keeps locked in a shed behind the Beetle and Pao.  Read more

The weather wasn’t bad this year. 20s and 30s, but no rain or snow. Like you, I’ve dealt with far worse here.  Read more