This was WAY tougher than I thought it would be.  Read more

First they came for the Collins and Tracy articles. I did not speak up because I read all the articles. Then they came for the comments, I did not speak up because I read all the comments. Then they came for the clicks, I did not speak up because it doesn’t matter to me how many people click. Then they came for me,… Read more

It amusing that they’re apparently being made to use the feature and are basically using this as the outlet as everyone got mad when they did it on “What Car Should You Buy?” Read more

I enjoyed these clicks Rory. Thank you.

I, for one, do not welcome our new slideshow normalizing overlords.  Read more

Woo! Thanks guys for the challenge (and Honda/Acura/Penske for providing the prizes). It was fun and challenging!
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A $5 donation and 20 minutes of reverse google image searching and you too can be a winner!

Just busting your balls Andrew, awesome idea and really neat prizes! Read more

I’ll own my mistake and apologize for commenting without giving it a full read. I’m glad that you guys are, in fact, putting the proceeds to a good cause.
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Hey Jalopnik, did you guys know that we in the LGBTQ community are really sick to death of you and everyone else marketing to us for one month a year and raking in a profit while you pretend to give a shit about us?

How about you actually put your marketing budget where your mouth is and donate the proceeds of all your… Read more

“...maybe their violent maybe their loud, maybe they have substance abuse issues.” Read more

I’ll be honest, I don’t understand why you’re calling me names. Nobody knocked on my door to ask me to fix my cars. So, why would I assume that I was upsetting anyone? I can’t read minds. As far as I was concerned, there wasn’t an issue. (Though, obviously, I was acutely aware of how silly the whole situation was—one… Read more

Roadmaster! It’s long but not super wide. Seating for 8, can tow 7000lbs!

I’ve been posting and stuck in the grey world for the last year, or so it feels, so if you’re reading this, it’s because you’re looking for someone who gets it. Yeah, sure, you wanted to come off like Lester Bangs and ended up more Kieron Gillen, but, hey, that’s still cool. Plasticky buttons never bothered me as much… Read more

Keep in mind I’ve seen this grille... a lot.. already. Maybe I’m just already used to it. I came around to the X7 after driving it. I support chaos BMW. Read more

My issue of Sedan Zine #1 just showed up today, so I guess it’s time for me to go all in on car zines in 2020.

Jalopnik should do a car zine feature. There have to be a lot of zines out there that could use a signal boost.
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Have you not been paying attention? The police have been the primary instigators of violence, not the protestors. Remember what the point of the protests was about? Read more

Tactics like this aren’t to resolve, they’re to escalate. Read more

Ah, yes, because if there’s one thing we’ve all learned over the last few weeks, it’s that the cops can be trusted to do the right thing. Read more

I love everything about this - can’t wait for more updates Read more

If you’re still feeling insecure about buying a an RC car, I just got back from the beach surfing and there was an huge guy playing with an RC boat completely in the nude. It was so awkward everybody was pretending he was not there, so that can be a good tactic too.  Read more