Nothing to see here. It is just swamp gas and weather balloons.

Are you excited about the new Star Track movie? I hear it has Hans Olo in it! Read more

no thats Doctor Who Read more

Quick, someone make a Calvin urinating on a Kohl’s logo! Read more

Is Star Trek the one with the little wizard boy?  Read more

I’D RATHER SHOP AT A MACY’S THAN LOOK AT A KOHL’S! Read more

I don’t really care about the whole “Ford/Chevy” thing, I just wanted to thank you for the new contact photo

These two started a racing team?

I may hit it with a grinder, primer, and some white paint. I think that’d go a long way. Read more

This is what Jalopnik is supposed to be. Read more

Everywhere you live has something shit about it. NYC is a fucking spectacular place to live. Why do you think people are willing to spend so much per square foot just to live there?  The NYC juice is worth the squeeze  Read more

(As a side note: We need a name for used cars that look clean but are full of secret problems. For a new car, that’s a lemon. What about old stuff?)
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He’s confident because they’ve failed to act on anything. I mean we have him quoted as saying he was fucked when the investigation began. He was panicking. Lets do THAT to him. ALL THE TIME! He’s used to laying back and having everything work out without being questioned. Its literally all he has left. We need to… Read more

I have a question: what the hell, man Read more

Tired: Delivering burgers to people stuck on bad roads

I loves me some cars, don’t get me wrong. Read more

Why? Once we free capital from the capitalists, every worker can have a Lamborghini. Read more