Well, at least now he’s $50 away from meeting his deductible for 2019.
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They ruled it an out-of-network provider, probably. Read more

Unfortunately, his health insurance doesn’t cover potholes and he now owes $62,950 for the procedure.
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FINALLY! GenZ is starting to be blamed for shit going wrong in industries, we’re almost out of the woods fellow millennials! Read more

There they are Ladies and gentlemen, your 2019 Baltimore Orioles!  Read more

Nice.  Read more

an optional number graphics of my choosing you say?

Storm Duck has a date with destiny. Read more

2B Duck
CF Monteclaro
SS Nada
1B Thrower
RF Booty
3B Buckaloo
LF Spiker
C Butt
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I’m pulling hard for General booty today. Read more

*One Shining Moment blaring at max volume* Read more

My last 2 trips to Minneapolis I rented the EXACT SAME Nissan Altima! My phone knew the bluetooth and my radio presets were still there. Read more

i-ditarod  Read more

An old high school friend was a struggling writer in LA many years ago. He’d go to the same corner store by his apartment at the same time every morning for some cheap coffee. He said at least three days a week, Keanu would be in there just talking to the guy who ran the shop, usually about bikes or guitars. My buddy…

I really hope you make it! But let’s be honest, there’s probably just going to be a rust stain along the first few hundred miles of your route, leading up to you sitting on what’s left of this thing with a detatched steering wheel in your hand, old-timey-comedy-style. Read more

I’mma let you finish, but the A-Wing is the greatest Star Wars vehicle of all time. Read more

In some distant future, you will awaken in the middle of the night with a profound and unshakable regret that you did not vote for Corno Pronk. May a curse be on you and your children and your children’s children. Read more

I love my Z3 Coupe, and you can’t convince me that it isn’t gorgeous in its own way.