Genuinely it takes practice to get the shot when she isn’t trying to lick me. She is literally pure love wrapped up in the body of a teddy bear. Read more

I’d also like to hear the rest of the staff answer this. Read more

Abominations Hunchbacks Read more

I love that generation of Discovery! I don’t hate myself enough to own one, but I love to look at ‘em. Read more

I have a golden doodle named Nala

I like the idea of a hot hatch BEV, too. But this isn’t it. Read more

Do people... do people really want this that bad? I didn’t know I could play with anyone’s emotions over a Japanese hatchback with some red stitching. Read more

You’re absolutely correct and we’ve updated the story. I messed this one up and I apologize, there’s no excuse. Read more

I grew up in Rocky River! Read more

For just 3 pennies per day, you can help underprivileged people like V purchase the letters to form a full first name. Read more

Damn millennials and your life vests. Back in my day we just drowned. Read more

This is cultural appropriation. Read more

Well I’ve recovered from the venereal diseases but there’s still a dent in my brain that leads to some troubling behavior. Read more

LANCE. That’s the word I couldn’t remember. Read more

If you guys were waiting for my dark and brooding backstory, well, here it is. Thank you for hearing my story of recovery. Read more

I’m sure we don’t have to worry about tiny particulates traveling a whole block and a half on a windy day.  Read more

One of the best parts about working at Jalopnik is being surrounded by incredible, talented writers who are completely wrong about most things. Since I wasn’t able to be the voice of reason in the body of the post, I’m commenting.

I can’t believe I come off as “coherent” but I’ll take any compliment I get. Read more

Oh boy! Do I win the greater Scranton-Wilkes Barre coupon book? Read more

That’s exactly what I screamed at Ballaban as I was escorted out of the building. Read more