Well it’s a “fancier 6 Series” in the way that an S-Class Coupe is a fancier E-Class coupe, and the starting-price gulf between those is over $50,000! Read more

And that’s why I have no money left. Anyway, since you quoted that section, I’m going to share a picture of Nala:

I’m more thinking that 6 Series coupe values are going to plummet since it’s both: Read more

After driving the LC500 for this past weekend, I completely agree. I’d rather have less horsepower and more lovely naturally-aspirated noise. But I see the case for the M850i for some people. Read more

Good point! A 1991 review in Car & Driver lists the 850i as costing $90,000, which in May 2018 dollars is a whopping $166,248. Read more

Pls don’t disrespect my dream DD Read more

Please don’t talk about an intern getting rectal exams. I don’t want anyone gettin’ ideas. Read more

Just make sure it has a spoiler. Wouldn’t want that high-speed lift.

Did you just criticize us for not picking American cars, only to pick one car that is RWD/not fuel efficient and one car that’s FWD/not American? Read more

I wanted to recommend a Soul, too, but as the intern I’m trying to prove I can follow instructions. Read more

but the HATCH my dude Read more

hell yeah Read more

What’s even weirder is that Mazda has actually taken the time to get it CARB certified, as friend-of-the-site Bozi pointed out in a tweet: Read more

thanks for not being my stalker! I appreciate everyone who chooses not to be my stalker, except Jon Hamm.  Read more

This is fantastic! Can you drop me an email? Mhogan at jalopnik.com. I’d love to ask a few questions about Guam’s car market.  Read more

True, but in CarMax’s defense Puerto Rico -> Jacksonville is closer than Los Angeles -> New York Read more

I have heard whispers of other vehicles sold in other territories for which this might apply, but I’m currently having trouble getting on the phone with anyone in Guam, Samoa or the Northern Mariana Islands. Read more

Patrick keeps hinting that I should expect fiery demise before my internship expires at the end of July, so I’m just trying to have fun before I meet my end Read more

I do not live in Newark, Ohio. However, I have a friend who does and he proudly showed me the world’s biggest basket. I thought it was important enough that the Jalopnik community should know. Read more

We got a problem here, punk?