@Novaload: I think it's the hair that really makes it. Where on earth did you find that image? Read more

Oh fuck yeah! Read more

@two wheels are enough: Midas not only completely ruined my best set of lug nuts and the lock, but they gave me back my car with lug nuts missing from the NEW set they made me buy. My friend drove my car home since I had flown back to California and called me up the next day saying, "Um... there are only 14 lug nuts… Read more

I seem to remember a certain vehicle making its way back to GM with Jalopnik stickers on it, does that count? Read more

@fhrblig: This is totally off-topic, but since I saw your comment here I figured I should let you know that you got inadvertently dumped into the Pacific Ocean. When you get a chance, can you head over to the Jalopmap and fix it? Here, I'll linky you. Read more

@Rhitick: I was considering adding to this, but I think you got it all covered on your own. Read more

@Novaload: You just made me spray Sugar Babies on my computer. Read more

@Wunno Sev: Hearted. Read more

@luisthebeast: Whoa whoa whoa, wait.... what? Can you get me a job there? Read more

I don't get EVO (anybody wanna buy me a subscription? ;) ), but I amassed quite a respectable collection over the years. That was literally the only thing I cared about saving when I moved out of my place in Baltimore and it killed me that I couldn't drag them all back to California with me on a plane. Instead, I… Read more

@Hoser Dave: is it right-hand drive? Read more

@$kaycog: You ought to join the map fun in offtopic! Read more

@Leeeeena the Jalopchick: I hope the fucker loses his job. Be nice to cops, people; they put up with more shit than you'll ever have to deal with in your job. Read more

Rent-a-cop vs. real cop: FIGHT! Read more

I'm calling shens. I don't see a single goddamn pelican. Read more

@pauljones: Something even cooler for you.

Welcome aboard, Justin! Sam, I'll continue to enjoy reading anything and everything you contribute as well. Congratulations to both of you! Read more

@Alfisted: That picture makes me long for either my own place or an EXTREMELY permissive landlord. Marriage/kids don't have to mean the end of car tinkering, you know. Read more

Isettas are freaking sweet. I know someone restoring one in his kitchen.

I wanna molest the Stig! Read more