I'd rather have the Zombie Survival Guide than a Toyota. Read more

@John Krewson: Hi!! Did you ever get my message on Facebook? (or maybe it was an e-mail, I can't remember.) Read more

Aww, I was hoping that when I clicked through to the article, I would find it was written by Krewson. Wishful thinking, I suppose. Read more

@mr_dude: Nah, we pay geeks to take dictation and post for us. We call them from our pink cell phones while lying on our beds on our stomachs, twirling a lock of hair around one finger. Read more

ASMA: Asma Sucks at Making Automobiles Read more

Are they using exactly the same V6 as the Cayenne, i.e. a VW engine? Because Porsche has never made a V6, and I bet if they did, it would kick some serious ass. Read more

@Scandinavian Flick: Oh noes! You left the hacksaw in reach! Teh wimmin are on the loose! Read more

@doug-g: That's why I use Buzz. :) Read more

@eggwich mcsandwich: Thank you :) And yes, it looks like it could develop sentience at any moment. Read more

@skaycøg: It is. ;) Read more

@skaycøg: No, that's the book Murilee wrote. Read more

@Lotte: In that case, I think I'm going to have to recommend checking out beater Subarus. Depending on where you live, they should be at least somewhat easy to find, cheap, and fun to beat on. You'll get the RS4 Avant when you've mastered the nuances of driving stick, right? ;) Read more

@JC Whitless: Nah, my verbs are from China. Very cheap, you buy in bulk! Read more

@JC Whitless: Would you like to buy a verb? Only $5! ;) Read more

It bothers me immensely that they used a santoku knife to cut the cherpumple. *sigh* /food geekery

With that shift knob, this is the only car I can think of that might actually sell better if it idles rough. Read more

@CraigSu: Oh yeah, I almost forgot about that! Damn, life as a LeMons judge must be sweet. Read more

@bacon117 - Escort Fanatic: Not a chance, because it would immediately be hit with the People's Curse. Read more

Anything, ANYTHING is better than that shit-streaked X6. Read more

@Lotte: What's your budget? I'd love to suggest an RS4 Avant, but I somehow get the feeling that's not the most appropriate vehicle for you. ;) Honestly, you'll probably want to spend some time poking around at old Subies. The BMW 3-series wagons are great, but they're pretty rare and can command fairly high… Read more