You see, Nissan? This is why we can't have nice things. Read more
Jack Baruth
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@avanti5010: Actually, if you can afford a green Audi S5, you can afford a GT-R. Ask me how I know ;) Read more
@85_Grand_National: Given that *in my opinion* the cars which set the Ring times had this level of power... no :) Read more
For the record, that's my green Audi S5 in the pictures. I played camera car and chase car while the GT-R's owner drove in the dry and light rain. In a straight line, the S5 simply had nothing for the Nissan. Once it snowed, I shared some driving chores on-track with the Jalops. Read more
@MyDinnerWithAndreDawson: I certainly did, and although I didn't really "test" it, I was happy to know it was there. Read more
When [motivemag.com] came to town Read more
Some fucking gratitude I get. All the time I spend writing Jalopnik comments, nobody's ever offered to pay for my racing career. Read more
@crazyreesie: I value your opinion and will take it for truth. The stuff I read of his at Automobile was always Swan-wannabe snark, but I'm not familiar with his entire oeuvre. Read more
Holy crap, somebody's finally decided to use "The Producers" as their actual business plan. Read more
@bigblockautoX: Hope I didn't sugarcoat that phrase too much for you :) Read more
You know I'm down with the booth professionals... Read more
That photo makes Eddie look like a bi-curious Admiral Ackbar. Read more
@ViergangFuchs: @ViergangFuchs: Replied to myself to make sure the implicit sarcasm tag is visible. MPH sucked. Read more
@twinturbo2: I don't understand. Aren't you a GUY who is interested in GUY lifestyle stuff for GUYS living the kind of lifestyle other GUYS want to have? Read more
I have an idea. Get somebody who can drive a car at more than three of the proverbial ten-tenths. Read more
Yo Wert, Read more
This is a one-time offer to the readers of Jalopnik: Hunt this guy down (I'd suggest starting at Starbucks) and forcibly insert something bigger than a breadbox into his colon, and I'll pay your bail money. And then I'll take you to dinner. But you gotta make it hurt. Read more
Oh, this is interesting... As has already been pointed out, the Krider SE-R is more cockblocking than winning in that corner. Read more