I think there was a misunderstanding here. My mother actually has sarcoidosis. I had no idea that your mother also had it. I have no idea what everyone's life details are here. My mother is going to die, and I don't expect that day to be terribly far off. She is down to 30% lung function. Read more

I've got one: My mom is so close to dying from sarcoidosis that she can't focus her eyes well enough to read what you just wrote, which is nice, I suppose. Read more

I never met somebody so wealthy that they were unwilling to collect money that someone owed to them. Read more

See how it's not as funny when it comes from an anonymous basement-dweller who doesn't even have the ten bucks he claimed to have? Read more

Well, clearly you are too bright for the "your mom" joke to get the better of you. I have an idea. You were bitching about your low pay... why not be the editor of MT? You just basically showed you are smarter than he is. Read more

There's homophobia in that transcript? There's racism, mom jokes, and a guy who won't take responsibility for what he writes, but there's no homophobia. Women suck cock too, although you might not be aware of that. Read more

That would be... me. Read more

Fair enough. At this point I'm renting cars just to have someone to review: I've had too many PR people cut my access as favors to journalists whom I've insulted / humiliated on track / cuckolded / shoved out of the path between me and the breakfast buffet. Read more

You know what? I 100% apologize. This is what happened: Read more

No, I don't have to. I don't write about cars for a living. I write about cars because I care about cars. As a consequence, I have the luxury of being honest with you. If that upsets you, Motor Trend has a full staff of failed writers whose rent payments depend on rewriting PR press releases for you. Read more

Do you remember the circumstances? I try to be courteous to everyone who puts numbers on their door. If it was the Putnam Park race, I was probably furious because I missed out on winning the entire enduro (with a PTE Civic) due to a 5min pit penalty. I'm sorry. Send me a message, I will make it right. Read more

It's Facebook, not the New York Review Of Books. Who cares? Read more

LAPIS BLUE GOD DAMN IT Read more

I was just stopping by Jalopnik to find out what the Delta boarding pass looks like and I see that I'm famous! Read more

Now I'M being trolled, but let's face it: as a part-time sysadmin, I need the money. Pay up. Read more

Actually, this is a cash-for-clicks scam on both our parts. We're just more upfront about it. Read more

I am 40 years old and WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS REVIEW Read more

Paul, I was a Jalopnik commenter before I was a TTAC writer, and I've also contributed several articles to Jalopnik, so I don't feel like I'm "over there" throwing stones "over here". We will have a piece on TTAC tomorrow or Saturday with more detail and some firsthand info. Read more

TTAC / Edward Niedermeyer :) Read more

Let's play Mad Libs. Read more