I still can't figure out how Rick Salomon managed to nail both Paris and Shannen Doherty. On the Internet, my cock is much larger than his. Read more

@SinisterSaracen: There was an M3 Evo before there was a Lancer Evo. There was also a Mercedes-Benz 190E 2.5-16 Evo and Evo II before the Mitsubishi arrived. Read more

@cargogh: Have you lost your mind? Peet's an overflowing B cup, tops. Read more

Not to come off as the "pointy knees guy" here, but in the realm of celebrity hoes, Tina Fey is the Force India of available rides, if you catch my drift, and I think you do. Read more

@al_beaton: Porsche does this periodically - I have a 2004 Special Edition car. There's a certain faction among Porsche buyers who like to have the "all-in-one deal", and Porsche has been catering to them since well before the 911SC Weissach Edition. Read more

@Murilee Martin: When I came off the track, too, that was the second-fastest lap of the race. Some of those Hondas got faster on the second day as they lost fenders! Read more

Ah, I don't care what you kids say. I can't wait to have one. Read more

Woohoo! The Mondeo is coming!!!!!! If you were one of the millions of Americans who failed to purchase a Mondeo in the 1995-2000 period, you can now fail to purchase a larger, worse-handling one! Read more

You have to love a country which has cameras on its citizens virtually 24/7 but which respects those same citizens' rights to mock the Holocaust, so long as they are millionaires. Read more

@bruxell: You're correct, of course. The Euro Civic isn't on par with ours. Read more

If you kids look hard at the IRL footage, you can see where I totaled my race car against the fence in Thunder Valley last Sunday... and you can also see where the fellow who punted me into said wall ran into the red-and-white concrete blocks afterwards. Karma! Read more

@BlueRSX: "The 'Ring, as the longest racetrack on Earth!, represents the gamut of real road conditions especially when including the effects of the weather with the only exception being poor road maintenance." Read more

The two posts on this topic, together with the bulk of the responses, fill me with a strong urge to rent a space shuttle, fly it out to the asteroid belt, nudge a bunch of middle-sized rocks out of said belt, and send them screaming into various parts of North America at Tunguska-plus velocities. Read more

@thatguy01: I'm guessing "Road", because I've seen personal drama like hell won't have it at road races, but you're probably making some kind of baggy-pants ironic point. Read more

Am I the only Jalop who has actually participated in a circle-track race? (ARCA Flat Rock, yo; took fourth out of nine in a rental.) Read more

@BadAxe: The last Phaetons to leave most lots went for pretty big money, because there were some people who were bringing in their off-lease '04s and they absolutely demanded to have one. Read more

@GasGuzzler: You. Post more. Read more

@Ash78: The Phaeton's in a different class from the Genesis; it weighs 1400 pounds more, is a foot longer, and is also the personal car of Pope Benedict. It's also a far better car than the Genesis or the E-class. Read more

If the Corvette "S-limited" were truly a Japanese car, as opposed to a REDNECK LEEF SPRING WAGON, there would be, right now, at this very moment, thousands of lonely twenty-something, Chinese-tatted tech-support workers bricking their third load of the morning all over their PS3 in their mom's basement. Read more

@dizzle84: Exactly! They've predicted higher gas prices for a long time, and they, like many other prophets of rage, were wrong for just as long a time. Read more