Here's mah Windsor love, already featured on Jalop: Read more

I knew a guy who ended up with THREE of those. Great cars, not that hard to keep running. Read more

HAHA I STILL HAVE HAD MORE GROTESQUE CRASH-RELATED SURGERY THAN YOU!!!! Read more

This is like making one's professional gallery debut by offering up a painting of dogs playing poker. Unless your name's Jeff Koons and you're laying pipe to an Italian porn star/member of parliament, it don't pay. Read more

I'm really sorry I missed all the Make:Trashtalk. I was too busy actually reading the magazine, most specifically their newest article, "Eric S. Raymond's Guide To Making A High-Power Vibrating Buttplug, Using Only a Low-Power Vibrating Buttplug, A Kitchen-Aid Mixer, and A Wind Turbine." Read more

Cut your hair, Spinelli, you freakin' hippie! Read more

It looks like an additional apostrophe escaped from your ass there, Mr. Senior Editor. Read more

A message to Jamie from Motive Magazine: Read more

@Siggichurchill: If James May can steal my haircut, then we can steal their not-perfectly-original idea of an anonymous tester. Read more

Uh, after talking to Mr. Roboto, he's pleading a little bit of lens distortion there. He is two meters tall in his helmet and 104kg. Cyborgs are always measured in metric - that's what I learned from Battlestar Galactica. Read more

As a driver for this team, my only concern is that there will be danger to the manifold, and without a laptop hooked up to the scoop, we'll have no way of knowing. Read more

There was a UK ad for that car, calling it "the car built by robots". Read more

@Pope Dearthair the Awesometh: You are correct; the Touareg/Cayenne/Q7 are currently the sole places to find a longitudinally-mounted VR6. Read more

Let me just say that this Day of El Caminos represents the greatest achievement in automotive journalism since the death of LJK Setright. Not that Leonard's death was an "achievement" per se. Well, maybe it was, since my information indicates that he was strangled to death by Tony Swan in a bizarre misunderstanding… Read more

I'm gonna win the race on MAH ROOF! Love that cage! Read more

@Morphine: Don't cry for the Viper yet; I just got done driving the '08 variant around MSR Houston and trust me, there's life in the old snake yet. In fact, at the moment I'd suggest it's the most desirable $100K car in the world. Read more

Given the legislative and public mentality back then, there's some hoontastic driving in that ad! Read more

You're all a bunch of insensitive boors. Let me tell you all you need to know about a Cross-Fire Injection Z28. When you floor it, the motherfucking LITTLE DOORS ON THE ROOF FLIP UP!!!!!! Classic material, right there, and no debate possible. Read more

@elhigh: Well, if they will be car-jumping cockroaches, I'm gonna hit the remote starter on my 'Lac five minutes earlier every morning from now on! Read more

Loverman going from Jalop to TTAC? That's like when T.S. Eliot left The Criteron to write for Shaved Asians! Read more