I think using LOL in nonironic fashion should be cause for a lifelong ban from TCP/IP. The difficulty is that we have so blurred the lines between traditional communication and "instant" communication, it has become virtually impossible to draw a line in the sand. Read more

I love them all! Can't decide! But the Datsun 610 is perhaps most emblematic of the Japanese Import Monster's pathetic side. Read more

@Vintage Racer: Yeah, you got two Figaros and an S-Cargo there. Read more

The MGP token means good luck for me. As a youth I set the "RoadRunner" track record at the Worthington, Ohio location. Read more

How the hell did somebody get a Viewt into this country? That has to be about the least US-legal car sold in Japan! Read more

@POLAR: Bugatti Royale. Read more

Think about it; if Buick simply reinstalled the tooling for that car and threw some airbags in it, it would be the most prestigious-looking, powerfully styled, and just plain masculine automobile on sale today. It makes a Flying Spur look like a Gliding Vagina. Read more

Not at all. At Dubspeed, we specialize in top-notch photography and incisive comment. At Jalopnik, they terrorize Asian executives into hooning around ballrooms. Read more

GEAH. Read more

@badco-fascism: Read more

It's the new rule; all BMW designers must hail from Ohio. For the record, Chris Bangle is one sharp fellow. Highlights from our chat: Read more

@scottydawg: No, no, no, it's not. I'm still cashing in the nickels from our Flat Rock win. So far, I've been asked to leave three banks and I still have 5,000 nickels of the original 30,000 left. And also, so far in the nickels I've found eight Canadian nickels, a German 50-pfennig piece from 1950 and a 1975… Read more

It's gotta be my boys Ray Ayala and the Chia Neon team! Great job guys! Read more

Sheesh, I should have brought the Flat Rock Supra out and whipped up on all of 'em! :) Read more

So don't front, MC Ren Read more

I'd like to impregnate a women, force her to have a daughter through the injection of odd chemicals and/or the use of painful sexual positions, then feed, raise, clothe, and house said daugher for twelve years, and move to a town where people in a certain part ride bicycles and drive hybrids and stuff... Read more

@dankicksass: A lot of Thai hookers see pole every time they use the restroom. Read more

Hey, I liked the Camargue. So there are now three people in the world who like the Camargue, and two of them are not Arab sheikhs! Read more

Subaru: The official car of men who wear girl pants, and women who wear the whole men's outfit. Read more

YOU'RE IN THE JUNGLE, BABY! YOU'RE GONNA DIE! Read more