Modded Teslas are cool, but I’m here all day for this kind of beautiful blasphemy:

Yeah, I’ve gotten stuck places while on business trips a couple of times and it’s usually not that bad since conferences tend to be held in interesting cities. The worst was when I had the last leg of a trip cancelled due to weather and got stranded at an airport 90 minutes from my house. I nabbed a one-way rental car… Read more

My favorite bike innovation was the “Bike Shark” that plugged into the end of your handlebar and made your pedaling 25% more efficient. So many races won... Read more

Senna literally t-boned another driver turn one on the last race of the season because he was ahead in the points and knew all he needed was for the other driver to not finish. No one puts an asterisk by that season. They still call him one of the greatest drivers ever. Read more

My first reaction was to fault Hamilton. Read more

I’ve always loved this one:

Unladen range would be a real feat.  Read more

My Volvo 245 had 247K and was running like a clock when I crashed it. I will never stop regretting this. Read more

Fun fact: In Germany, until 2007 the Filet-o-Fish was indeed called “Fish Mac” (I dunno if it was called “Le Fish Mac” in France..) Read more

I mean...

Say my name.

You know, the Fillet-O-Fish only ranked 9th out of 12 fast food fish sandwiches on The Takeout. Read more

RV Driver: “Wow, this thing is really struggling.” Read more

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Read more

My wife: what are you reading? Read more

And lo, the number of the rails shall be three. And three shall be the number. No more, no less. Two shall not be the number, unless immediately proceeding three. Four is right out. Read more

I can think of nothing more apt and ironic these days than an American team being bought and paid for by the Russians while they install a puppet driver that also enjoys grabbing women but suffers no consequences. Read more

I ride a Trance 29 Advanced Pro.  Built it from the ground up with 12 spd. XTR.  Shifts like butter and rides like a dream! Read more

I’ve got a druid with 1k miles on it so far and an XT groupset. I have fallen 10 feet off of a cliff without a problem for the bike. I did a custom build but the ones from forbidden are a better value. 2 of my friends have Ripmos and love them. Either way you’ll be happy.

Ha It occurred to me many times over the years. But I get satisfaction that he lost his job over this. I hope he didn’t land somewhere else though. Read more