hooniversejeff
Jeff Glucker
hooniversejeff

I was driving a friend’s Abarth 500 once and some truck bro tried to rib me about it. I told him I was compensating, winked at his wife and kept it moving. Read more

Glucker you’re on Jalopnik now? Cool!  Read more

6'4" ~210 pounds.

I can see the concern with pants getting dirty from a muddy floor like the other commenter pointed out, but I’ve never had an issue.
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Im a larger guy, 6' 235lbs. I absolutley HATE the Taco’s seating position for a truck. It just feels awkward to get into and out of and then add dirty work boots and it makes for a mess. Mud is constantly getting on your pants because you have to bend your leg on ingress/egress. The back of your boots touch your pants Read more

All Tacoma models no matter the trim or year come with 3 things, a guy who thinks its bullet proof, a strong resale value and an awful seating position. Read more

I have always only owned Hatches and sedans. And my favorite type of vehicle is a Sports Sedan, or a wagon but I think Ford has ticked all the boxes for some one like me who just wants something that’s a 5 seater family vehicle that’s different, looks cool and practical. I am not going to complain it’s not trucky

Give it a week. Their mirrors aren’t that great and it takes some time to figure out your corners because they changed the body. Read more

I wanted to get RED VAG for my red Golf R, but for some reason that was shot down. Read more

i agree with the MB suggestion, but i say no to the coupe and no to the straight 6 and no to the monsterbumpers. get an early 70's 350 convertible. Read more

Is a personalized plate identifying the car its on in the top three of douche-moves?

Honestly don’t know whether to commend or condemn him for being such a clever dick.  Read more

If I agree with you do I have to stop shitting on Tesla fan-boys? Read more

there is a merc e class with portal axels... g500 with a wagon body. one so far.
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Matt Farah+Fox Body+Charity=commenters shitting all over it

WTF is wrong with the Jalops today?
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That too is how I determine the price of things. I’ll sell you my used car for $311,987. Read more

You and I would get along. I was thinking all of these things. The Conti being my #1 pick. Read more

The Azure is the right choice! Read more

Who would have suspected that Hooniverse would always have the right answers? Read more