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Jeff Glucker
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If I were I breeder coming up with names for my organization which is trying to convince the public that I don’t see puppies as a soulless cash crop which I process into greenbacks, I think “Protect the Harvest” would be pretty low on the list. Read more

Me, a Very Tech Person: Electric cars don’t need a grille! Read more

I daily drive my BRZ year-round here in Chicago, and it’s an absolutely blast in the snow! And yes, I go ice racing up in Wisconsin too! (I’m on plain ol’ studless winter tires, which have come a LONG way and will surprise you with how much grip they can offer, even on ice.)

Clearly this car delivery guy has a day job and just delivers cars on the side. Read more

Those things are fucking hideous. And Jeeps that have them are almost always drived by dudebro meatheads who also have “COEXIST” stickers where the letters are spelled with gun silhouettes. Read more

Sounds great! Pismo, Glamis... we’ll make it happen. Bring the fam, I’ll bring my dirt bike, it’ll be a hoot. Read more

I believe they also have some type of “experience” that they run out of Sonoma. Read more

As a parent, that is cool. I hate having to dig to find those stupid connectors. Read more

In case someone is in the market for an even cooler RS5, limited to 50 units worldwide! :-) Read more

The best way I can put it is, I always want to see the competition beat on the racetrack...not in the boardroom. Read more

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The death of the Viper is also a sad event for Corvette. Losing your closest rival can be just as painful as losing your closest friend (and sometimes, they are one and the same).

As a former owner of a WRX, and current owner of a BRZ, thank you for your insights into the new editions of the STI and BRZ. I hope Jalopnik retains you for all road tests and reviews. Read more

If you love cars from Japan’s bubble era, you’ll love the 86 twins. They are as close to a brand new 90's JDM car you can get. (My tS is being delivered at the end of February.) Read more

In the hierarchy of all things performance with Subaru, tS is a designation that signifies a model has been slightly upgraded compared to the standard model. It essentially means that a car has been “Tuned by STI”, hence the letters. I guess “TSTI” is too complicated. Anyway, next up would be a full-fledged STI Read more

Hey, whatever you do to be able to afford a Type RA is your own business. Read more

Holy crap man, I feel like I wrote this review myself. I haven’t driven a tS but I am a former BRZ-L owner and have the same complaints you do. Subaru continually improves the handling of this car, but nobody ever had a problem with the handling in the first place! This car has always been a great handling car. Read more

I know you’re screaming at your monitor right now wondering how the hell I could possibly give praise to the WRX STI Type RA earlier this week for seemingly the same changes and its own eye-opening price tag.” 

Should I feel bad that I read this as “brown eye-opening price tag”? Read more

Impressive time, I’d love to lap one back to back with my old STI. Thanks for the reply! Read more