It’s not a joke; he just used the wrong word, probably because he was thinking about using it later in the same sentence. Or he meant to say “row through” and sort of merged “row” and “through” into “throw.” Either way, “run throw” makes no sense. Read more

The STi gearbox is pretty robust, so this joke doesn’t work, sorry. Read more

Wow, it’s only Monday and you’ve already said the dumbest thing of the week. Read more

Maybe 1LE would be a better analogy.
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I think the meaning has changed depending on when they’ve used it.. Flipping through old Impreza Magazines some Type RAs stood for “race altered”, and as you say they were stripped out models with steel wheels and unpainted bumpers, no AC, roof vent, etc. that were designed for motorsports use and trimmed away the… Read more

Pssst, hey Jeff - Read more

Considering you’re getting forged pistons and a CF roof, it really isn’t that bad price wise. It’s more than I’d pay, but I don’t track my DD.
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I mean considering a base STI is like 34k, and the limited is like 42k fully loaded, 50k ain’t far off. And I don’t think this will be worth that much as a collector’s items, it ain’t no 22B. The 22B had way more exclusive stuff that this STI doesn’t have. Read more

The forged pistons is what is worth the money really. It can be modified but then if it still breaks they’ll void the warranty. Putting forged pistons in a regular STI is about 6 grand off the bat I’m guessing. Read more

Starting off with a pony car comparison really puts this in perspective.

Of course, I wouldn’t go beyond Mustang GT money for those either, but I get the point. Read more

TARDIS was funny. But Jeff was funnier. My star is yours. Read more

Um.... I watched a video last week of a Nissan Altima recreate a Fast n Furious stunt and land in a second story home.... so, yeah, Read more

Japan-only, kids. But no performance upgrades, just new dampers, brakes and wheels. Read more

I was about to say “target practice” but you said it much more eloquently. Have a star. Read more

I assume you’re working on an article for the ‘verse about the hidden lasers you’ve installed behind the grille, and how best to use the ornament to accurately sight those you’ve targeted for destruction.
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When i saw this my first thought was “wow, that looks like the neighborhood I grew up in in Lynn” - I was close. Actually just today dredged up some photos of the blizzard of 78 on my street Read more

Traction control is the mongoose to the Viper. Or the Viper to the mongoose. Either way it’s bad. I don’t know animals. Read more

Your decision to abbreviate the word “unfortunately” (and only that word) is even more unsettling than this guy’s remarks. Read more

Camaro people: “What’s that? I can’t see it?” Read more

old muscle cars from the ‘90s