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Andrew Fails
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Fails is a freelance photographer who sometimes pretends to be literate. You can see his portfolio at www.failsphotography.com. He is talking in third person because it makes him feel mysterious.

Comment accusing Kotaku of being paid by publisher for coverage. Read more

Comment offering very legitimate career opportunity making $7,000 a month working from home, possibly doing video game blogs. Read more

Gif used to express feeling that took longer to find than typing my thoughts... thoughtfully.  Read more

Comment posted too quickly for me to have read article in entirety. Condescending sentence calling out author for not including piece of information clearly detailed in paragraph 4 of the story. Follow-up referencing tangential or entirely unrelated fact betraying a shallow understanding of the topic based on half a Read more

Comment reply that disagrees with the original comment due to a misreading of a clause in the original comment, but angrily so. Read more

Comment that contradicts author’s post but in a passive-aggressive way to seem edgy, but really I’m just fishing for upvotes and hoping people will respond so I can call them out and spit vitriol at them. Read more

It’s a Smyth Kit Cars Ute kit. They make them for a few different models. The Charger based one is my favorite.

My wife did this with her r56 mini a couple of times. We traded it in another 20k miles later and it still hadn’t pooped out. Read more

I feel like the B-52's would mandate that this car have fins as big as a whale.
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This thing, obviously.

When I was a kid, my Dad worked briefly for a janitorial service, shuttling crews from job to job. The company had acquired one of these 8-door beasts—I feel like it was was an early ’60s GM B-body, but I could be wrong. Read more

This is exactly the sort of hard hitting investigative journalism that keeps me coming back. The Pulitzers are obviously rigged.
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because the rest of it is a normal ass rav-4.

When I tell you I am deeply conflicted, I’m talking “Alabama hot cousin at the family reunion” levels of conflicted here. I know I’m not supposed to have these urges, but with that face and that body... I know it’s wrong, but it feels right. Read more

This is the kind of weird we need. Read more

To each their own. That car looks absolutely disgusting to me (born in 1989 for refence since I think that’s a major factor to this debate).  Read more