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Andrew Fails
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Fails is a freelance photographer who sometimes pretends to be literate. You can see his portfolio at www.failsphotography.com. He is talking in third person because it makes him feel mysterious.

Agreed, My Mini has 60 or so horsepower, and the power has never really been an issue. When I was in the Appalachian foothills, it would slow down some on up hills, but then I just learned to prepare better, and start accelerating before the climb started. As for every day interstate driving in the Midwest, it’s a Read more

Is it weird that hitting three gears in the width of an intersection sounds like a riot of a good time to me? Read more

Replaced a bunch of vacuum lines over the weekend, hands still haven’t recovered. Read more

I saw that idea somewhere, and loved it. Currently mine is just held in by mismatched sheetmetal screws, so each time I take it on or off, I’m sure it’s widening those holes a bit. Read more

It’s over 25 years old and British, so the list is...extensive. Read more

I road-tripped a classic Mini 1,100 miles after buying it. Best/worst decision ever. I’ve never had so many weird conversations with people. Read more

That is still the only reason I ever wrench on anything.  Read more

Trying to sleep in the cab of a truck at Devil’s Playground was one of the most unpleasant things I’ve ever done. “Try to relax and fall asleep, and ignore the fact that it feels like you’re suffocating.” I probably shouldn't have gone right up there within 24 hours of arriving from Missouri.  Read more

Well I learned something new today. My car from '94 has a single bowl master cylinder, but then again when the seals on the brake booster leak, it sucks the brake fluid back into the engine, so it's not exactly the pinnacle of technology.  Read more

Grand Tour has always seemed like the three of them are vaguely irritated at the fact that they have to make a TV show. For all of the new Top Gear's issues, they at least seem to be having fun.  Read more

It's the internet. If you're not outraged by 35 things a day, are you even doing it right?  Read more

Isn't there a town called Toad Suck near there? I'm pretty sure I've been to Toad Suck Square once.  Read more

Great googly-moogly, what do you drive, and can I take a spin in it? Read more

Everyone involved in this has forgotten the golden rule: never tweet.  Read more

I’ll be honest, I don’t really understand why everyone loves the Aston livery so much. It’s basically teal (that everyone is calling British Racing Green) with a red pinstripe. There’s nothing really there in terms of pattern, design, graphics, etc. Is it just because people like teal? Read more

SCCA Rallycross is just a hoot, because the actual car matters shockingly little. Dirt is a great equalizer. Plus, sliding cars is just fun.  Read more