The plot is forgettable in that, but hot damn do they have some tasty cinematography/action sequences.  Read more

How much homemade hallucinogens will you ingest beforehand? Read more

I’m actually more excited for this than I have been for some of their stuff in a while. People having fun in cars, which are woefully inadequate for the situation, in great scenery. Read more

I think I saw those guys at Warped Tour in '98. Read more

I’ve got this little bugger. It's the best worst car. I'm constantly worried about odd sounds/smells, but it's pretty darn great to drive. Also, it's making me better at troubleshooting issues. 

My stereo is tuned to only receive Japanese frequencies, has no Bluetooth or AUX input, and I don’t think I own any CDs anymore. Read more

Am I the only one that's never lost a 10mm socket?  Read more

I mean, while him being the oldest elected president ever isn't great, he's only 3 years older than Trump. That's not exactly a gap when they're both in their 70s. Read more

I’d listen to Torch’s Tailight Talk. Read more

Go to Jalopnik.com/latest and it's the old format, complete with bylines.  Read more

You and your partner have an amazing relationship. This is fantastic.  Read more

My go to fast driving song, or heavy deadlift song, is “Close Your Eyes (And Count to Fuck)“ by Run the Jewels. Read more

They keep saying it's new, but it definitely seems to be a 370 with a body kit and a mid-cycle refresh.  Read more

Mine is a 1275, and the power could best be described as "adequate".  Read more

Hmm... Maybe a Grom? But with a higher top speed.  Read more

I daily a classic Mini (when it’s not in the shop). Read more

I’m mad that a lot of the people who write about cars for a living seem to not like cars. Read more

Rev-matching is 100% a thing on a motorcycle, and I’m not sure how you were downshifting if you weren’t doing it. If I drop down a gear without a rev, it’s pretty unpleasant. You’re not heel-toeing with the same muscles, but you can definitely be on the brakes and throttle at the same time. Being hard on the brake and… Read more

I too hope that they get rid of original content, and only cover the exact same press releases as every other outlet.  Read more

CHANGLI IS LOVE. CHANGLI IS LIFE.  Read more