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Andrew Fails
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Fails is a freelance photographer who sometimes pretends to be literate. You can see his portfolio at www.failsphotography.com. He is talking in third person because it makes him feel mysterious.

I’d imagine that 45mph in a Model T feels like 145mph in anything else. Read more

I’m 5'11", and I don’t remember having to lean forwards at all when I rode one. Read more

I'm happy to see you liked it! I borrowed one of these last year, and absolutely loved it. What a charming thing to ride, and probably one of the easiest to use motorcycles I've ever been on. I'd daily one in a heartbeat.  Read more

Any time I’ve played a racing game online, it seems about 95% of it is people driving into walls or each other at full speed. Read more

That’s exactly how the book felt to me, so it sounds like the movie stuck really well to the source material. Read more

Some of it is him being without a harness, but just the half submerging, the sideways rooms, etc. All of it freaks me out.  Read more

Every single part of this makes me incredibly uncomfortable. Read more

I've recently started seeing people claim that hospitals are writing down any death other than gunshots as COVID related. If that was true, we'd have WAY more COVID deaths, because a LOT of people die in hospitals every day.  Read more

Because they think COVID-19 is either a hoax entirely, or is the same as the flu. That’s what I hear a lot of people here say. Read more

Where is your nose that it can hit your face shield?  Read more

I've sneezed in a full faced helmet probably a hundred times while riding a motorcycle. It's not that bad.  Read more

Man, that game is NOT for me. I couldn’t even get all the way through the trailer. But then again, I’ve never understood offroading. Read more

There’s also a great in-cockpit view that gives you a pretty good sense of what it’s really like to drive a UTV. Read more

I had a WRX of that generation, and had almost forgotten what a piece of trash that transmission was.  Read more

I appreciate that in every story, Patrick always comes off sounding like J Jonah Jameson.  Read more

My city issued a “stay at home” order this week, and I have to say, I haven’t really seen a difference from this week to last week. Yes, it’s still lower than before this whole thing started, but the stay at home order hasn’t seemed to affect the highway traffic beyond what people were already doing in terms of Read more

Hell, I'll use heated grips when it's 50+ out, just to make it a little more comfortable at highway speeds. Windchill is no joke and I'm a sissy.  Read more