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Jason Channell
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Jason Channell is Lanesplitter’s most Texan contributor. He likes long rides in search of epic Texas BBQ, playing Led Zeppelin at absurd volumes, and creating graphs that go up.

William and Harry really seem to have been raised in a very humble way. They are a great example of how all these fakester "celebroyalty" lack class in the most basic sense. Read more

Actually I think the bare Google Translate makes it almost more amusing. Read more

You are correct. But dude... it's a full custom, trailer queen, show bike. I think it's cool, but agree with the author, and you, that it's impractical. Love it for what it is... Read more

Google Translate? C'mon! Couldn't you find one solitary Spanish speaker among your acquaintances to translate this properly? Read more

I informed Kathy from Chrysler of this because that's all Bullshit. Dodge is hopefully going to give them a shitstorm for it. Read more

That thing sounds FXXK'ing dirty just idling about. Read more

now i thought Dodge was putting a clampdown on market adjustments on these, for the purpose of making sure they get into the hands of real people, and not just speculators. am i wrong? Read more

Vince Neil. Killed Razzle in a drunk driving accident in a Pantera. Still goes on to sing about the rock and roll lifestyle and cars. And has had a DUI since (in a Ferrari).

Wait, what? He is one of the BEST celebrity car owners! You're drunk, go home. Read more

Do you want your spy to rage-quit half way through an assignment? Read more

There are a whole host of things I'd rather do than touch Kim K's behind. And yes, driving FXX K is among them. Read more

Those were the days before the cops decided they wanted to be the army. You were less likely to get killed on a whim back them if you didn't do anything threatening towards them. Plus, like I said, it was pretty normal. Read more

That is fucking crazy. Scratch Virginia off the list of places in the US I would ever consider living. Read more

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Yikes I thought Florida's expensive speeding tickets were bad. I know I am never moving to Virginia after hearing this horror story. Read more

Fuck Virginia. Got an 86 in a 60 in a rainstorm in the middle of the night on I-95. At most, I was going just over 70. Utter and complete bullshit. Not enough traffic to confuse me with some other car. Some state trooper who looked about 15 pulled me over. Reckless driving is >25 mph. Fuck Virginia. Read more

I had to drive a friend down to VA from NJ for a speeder he got in a rural county. He got clocked at 103, written for 95. His lawyer told him to go down the day before and check into the jail voluntarily, which he did. The prosecutor tried to throw a week in jail at him, a $2000.00 fine, and a year's license… Read more

It was 1997. They didn't have HD GoPros back then, you know. Read more