That would be a hipster brag except at the time I had an old Audi A4, so I wasn’t really participating but rather attending and gawking at 325iXs. Read more

Hahahah. I support this. Largely because it’s how I’ve been leaving cars and coffee ever since the first time I went in like 2010. Read more

Haha — probably not, actually. I suspect they voided it somewhere around 650 horsepower. Read more

Damn it. I should’ve worked that in. Read more

Well done!!!! Read more

The “after a full season” one is just hilarious. Read more

Hahaha Read more

Yeah, but I can do the lane change thing in my Aston (and most modern cars!), and it has a normal signal lever that depresses when you depress it, stays raised when you raise it, etc. Read more

He he he Read more

In fairness to BMW owners, their idiot “goes back to center” turn signal stalk is really bad design. Read more

Look, here’s the deal, I spun out because my tire was 2 PSI off. Duh? Read more

This is what all sport bike owners do in big cities! Oh it’s lovely on Friday and Saturday nights outside my house! Lovely I say. Read more

No upcharge aside from shipping. It’s $14.99 on Lulu and I’m charging $20 for the signed ones, since I have to ship them to me, and then out to you. Ten people have already ordered signed ones so far, and I have an inbox full of others who want it! Read more

And of all the cheap cars to buy on Craigslist, trust me, you don’t want that one. It was awful. Read more

Take THAT, Chilton manuals! Read more

Nope, this is the last one! I swear! Just wanted to make sure I got to anyone who wasn’t around last week. Read more

People keep asking for it. I am now officially considering it. Read more

Actually Justin I would prefer if you bought the book each time you read it. OK? Thanks so much! Read more

dougdemuro at yahoo! The first batch should be arriving this week (and then going to people in many wonderful places throughout our great nation, and also to Ohio) Read more

Haha. Well, I appreciate the loyalty, but I promise you can read either of them in any order, including four times. Read more