I know. I love how seriously they take themselves. And what a great year to watch it all unfold. Between the Obama is going to take all our guns and the There is only one true God and his name is Bernie Sanders, I am just endlessly entertained. Read more

Just to be clear, he said: “EH... NOT SURE! SLOW DOWN! LET’S REASSESS!” Read more

100% honest I don’t care at all liberal/conservative and I find myself agreeing with an enormous amount of positions on both sides. Read more

Hah!!! Read more

God that would be so cool. Wonder if the Ferrari’s current owner would be down. My guess is no but who knows. Read more

It’s funny — that video is by far my most controversial. I still get comments on it criticizing me for “taking a good car off the road that a family could’ve used.” I’m like, uh, a) it wasn’t a good car, b) I wouldn’t wish it on any family, and c) have you been on Craigslist in the last forever? Read more

Hah! You’re nuts! I spent like 9 months writing the book so it’s a big deal to me, and I am doing exactly two previews to help get people interested. That’s all! I think it’s a pretty good deal! Read more

...covered by a full warranty that lasts up to 80 years beyond death. Read more

I’m green now. I’M ALL GREEN!!!

This is all McMike’s doing. Read more

That thing is my LIVELIHOOD!

It also also so shitty that it’s now out of production, so I seriously hope I don’t break it. Read more

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WOOO! Read more

Well I am certainly famous at CarMax. Read more

Thank you, thank you, I couldn’t have done it without Mike Ballaban. Read more

Haha was that your review on Amazon? I chuckled. Read more

I think they’d get shouty with Jesus if he complained about the Defender. Read more

Yeah, but they’re ground floor Florida condos worth $62,500 that have a kitchen that hasn’t been updated since Carter. Read more

Legit, was wearing shorts while filming that. Read more

A print version? I’m waiting too! Should be today for me!!! Read more

Insanely annoying, right? Lulu wouldn’t let me charge any less than $14.92, so I rounded up to $14.99. I’m really sorry about that — it was the most unexpected part of the publishing process. I strongly suggest buying it on digital instead! Read more