I'm living the cliche. Read more
Damon Lavrinc
damon
1) Just 3G. Which is sad. Read more
Nah. But it's the most comfortable I've ever been in any car. Read more
Procuring baby now... Read more
No, everyone still hates me. Read more
Titan of industry or drug lord? Read more
See previous comment about artisanal mustard. Sound system is pretty damn slick. Read more
No. But I do have some locally sourced, artisanal, bacon fat-infused, whole grain mustard. Read more
Just 12V. Who cares? Slow, but my neighborhood is a bit of a dead zone. Gonna go with 2.3. No, that would be a cliche even I couldn't bear to execute. Read more
No need. I could just reach out and touch the driver's shoulder with my champagne flute. Read more
No, but my retinas haven't recovered from shooting in the sun yesterday. Read more
Headed to the maternity ward now. Preemptive apology to Mercedes for the damage to the white carpets. Read more
That's why I'm hanging out in the back right now. Read more
If you're in the back seat all the time, it's worth it. Otherwise, it's a tough sell. Read more
It's solid. The rest of the build quality feels like a normal S but kicked up a couple notches. Read more
It's kinda of a subtle lavender with a musk. The musk might just be my unwashed sweatshirt though. Read more
Yes. And I believe it's got that Magic Sky Control tinting. Playing with it now. Read more
Assuredly. Read more
I've never felt the need to take off my shoes in a car before. Until today. Read more