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The article felt kind of Shakespearean- dude wants nothing more than love and respect, so much so he runs for President thinking that it’ll be the sure-fire way he’ll get love and respect. But upon becoming President, he finds himself neither loved or respected and is instead mainly alone, by himself, watching Cable… Read more

I trust a post-Taco Bell fart more than I trust Trump. Read more

It’s because he wishes he was Edward; unbelievably wealthy, good looking, normal sized hands, forever young, and gets a girl who devotes her whole life to him. Read more

I still think he wants to fuck Rosie and that drives him fucking insane. Read more

Bobby Moynihan’s horror face as Glenn Thrush is just me everyday now.

Is there a Nobel Prize for Comedy, and can it be awarded to the genius at SNL who suggested having Melissa McCarthy portray Joseph Goebbels Sean Spicer? Read more

This was the most inspired move by SNL in a long time. You just know its going to get under EVERYONE’S skin in the Trump Admin. Everyone knows Trump watches SNL like a hawk, here’s hoping next week’s Alec Baldwin ep is 100% Trump jokes. They fucking owe it to us after giving Dear Leader a whole show to himself. Read more

Fun fact: the people who will be pissed off by this skit also think the girl Ghostbusters ruined their childhood.  Read more

The sooner people realize McCarthy is in the top 5 of the funniest people who ever lived ever the better off we’ll all be. Read more

This liberal-minded woman went to a state school. So fuck yourself, Bannon. Read more

Hopefully the backlash to all this will be epic and we can go back to shooting nazis instead of putting them on the National Security Council. Read more

Well this seven sister grad referred to the idea of sleeping with Bannon in order to save America as equivalent to the first episode of Black Mirror, where the British PM has to literally fuck a pig. Read more

Do you think when the driver of the truck drinks Fireball that she calls them Waring Shots?
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Jesus I’m so fucking tired of people making that “Zodiac Killer” noise about Senator Cruz. Have some fucking respect, assclown. Read more

I was, until early 2015, a milquetoast Republican. I live in Maryland, so...anyway. I cannot tell you how many times I voted before this cycle - I honestly do not remember. The over/under is 1.5, and I signed up at 18. I’m 36, people. Read more

They’ve been bringing a hairbrush to a gunfight. They’re finally bringing knives. Read more

I think part of it is an effort to appear truly American. It’s kind of like internalized misogyny: by behaving like a “better” minority and attempting to be a model minority, they may believe that they’re both better than their peers and less likely to be impacted by legislation and cultural beliefs. Read more

Call them anyway! Look at how Ben Carson’s appointment to HUD Secretary cruised through committee before the protests coalesced and people got busy. Democrats voted for him, because they didn’t have a million boots up their asses. They can’t be trusted. We are the checks and balances, now. Read more

Put more pressure on them! Cory Booker sided with the pharmaceutical industry when he voted against importing cheaper medicine from Canada. That’s what happens when voters assume their elected representatives already know what’s up. They’re all craven morons, and they all need to be treated as such. Read more